Saturday, March 28, 2015

Sunday Puzzles: Conundrums set one.

  1. Where are balls and routs supplied gratis? --On the field of battle.
  2. Why is a clock always bashful? -- Because its hands are ever before its face.
  3. What parts of speech are shopkeeper most anxious to sell? -- Articles.
  4. In what class of men are the finite propensities of human nature the most fully developed? -- In the aeronauts; they have reached a fine height.
  5. Why are persons fatigued, like a wheel? -- Because they are tired.
  6. When is a penniless state of things the cause of joy in a poor man's family? -- When bread is a penny-less per loaf.

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